Tuesday, May 11, 2010

new invention

i think the newest thing in baby technology will be kinda like a sous-vide machine. what would happen is you put a waterproof wrapping around your baby's lower body with a hole cut out for his bum and pee hole (whichever one that may be). set the temperature to about 98 degrees and let nick lachey sing to him/her. nix that last part about nick lachey. then you put your baby in the water and just let him poop and pee in the water. the water would automatically flush everytime poo or pee goes into it, and refills with warm water again.

your baby is warm b/c of the water...dry b/c of the waterproof wrapping. you dont have to change him 10+ times a day, and everyone is happy :). if someone makes this, i get first dibbs.

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